Adieu Grand Manu

Mehhhnnn I’ve been heartbroken since I heard of Grand Manu’s death… of course we were friends ( please don’t ask me how I’m mourning) I would listen to him talk to me thru his songs and let my soul be carried away….

Growing up it was rumored that he was so successful cuz he gave his hair in echange for his success!!reason y he had bullzero all the time!so my friends and I had a meeting as we deliberated what we would give in exchange for success if we were asked. If u r wondering what I chose…ehhhhm my littlest toe😅

Covid19 Conspiracy Theories!

Like a majority of people I feel guilty,guilty that I underestimated the magnitude of this plague! I look around me and all I hear is prophecy,conspiracy theories, social media statistics ( this suchah midia wih kih us before the virus does !womei! …

Some think it’s the end of the world ( punishment from God, others think it’s an attempt at taking over world economy… what I think….hmmmmm whatever the reason …people are dying in millions and the suffering is practically unbearable.

Being confined is driving people crazy… people argue more, parents are frustrated having the kids home all the time,the kids wanna go out and play, even side chick’s are in chaumencam right now!

The truth is maybe this is a wake up call…so we take our heads out of our asses and look at the world around us! Take a breather and admire each other, enjoy each others company,have a rethink if u are doing the right thing…

what If u died right now…what are the regrets you will have…pick up your phone…call your mum, dad, siblings, besties…. bond,love more, what ever your religion is..pray more…

Take out time ..learn a skill, watch a movie ,write a song or a movie script etc don’t get depressed …make lemonade out of this lemon!

I can’t repeat myself enough when I say Stay safe stay home!( don’t ask me if I’ll feed u,don’t ask me if I’m crazy,don’t ask me if that will make the virus go away) We already know the drill people!

Preventive Methods

• wash ya hands die
• wear ya mask but be sure not to touch it alot as u might infect it, then u krkkk (neck breaking meaning ..dying)
• no sneeze anyhow.. use tissue (throw immediately after) or sneeze into ur elbow crux ( don’t ask..I d mean that middru place for ya elbow)
• if u feel sick,catarrh , cough,fever, difficulty in breathing(even if na heartbreak tension) just carry yaself go hospito biko…no try self medication I beg u…because I d see all kind cure for sohchah midia!!!
• if u must go out do not shake hands, avoid crowded spaces as much as u can..when u come back shower and scrub every inch of ya bodies
• lack of activities can make u want to try something… the fear of Coro is the beginning of abstinence..hihihi (again not my call lol) Patoranking was right..”no kissing babe, no touching babe”lol
• well just do what u gotta do..u already know!
• Don’t die cuz of carelessness…dont wait till someone around u dies…better be safe than sorry!! Ur call! I hope u make the right choice tho!

Stay home, stay safe

Aurevoir Grand Manu